McDonnell Douglas Military Aircraft Requisition

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Thank you your interest in purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. Mr. Mrs. Ms. Miss Lt. Gen. Comrade Classified Other
First Name: Initial: Last Name:
Password: (max 8 char) Code Name:
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
F-16 Falcon
F-117A Stealth
Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): / /

4. Serial Number:

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
Received as gift / aid package
Catalog showroom
Independent arms broker
Mail order
Discount store
Government surplus
Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell
Douglas product you have just purchased:
Heard loud noise, looked up
Store display
Espionage
Recommended by friend / relative / ally
Political lobbying by manufacturer
Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced
your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
Style / appearance
Speed / maneuverability
Price / value
Comfort / convenience
Kickback / bribe
Recommended by salesperson
McDonnell Douglas reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Backroom politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
North America Central / South America Aircraft carrier
Europe Middle East Africa Asia / Far East
Misc. Third World countries Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend
to purchase in the near future:
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
(Check all that apply:)
Communist / Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt
Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
Deficit spending
Cash
Suitcases of cocaine
Oil revenues
Personal check
Credit card
Ransom money
Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:
Homemaker
Sales / marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Eccentric billionaire
Defense Minister / General
Retired
Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:
Golf
Boating / sailing
Sabotage
Running / jogging
Propaganda / disinformation
Destabilization / overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Cults
Black market / smuggling
Collectibles / collections
Watching sports on TV
Interrogation / torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage / reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Commentsor suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO 43506

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